Job Interview- Episode 1

.. the follow-up entry for the previous
entry, "Ohh interview!!"


Hey people!
My backbone was hurt, my foot was cramped
and i can barely breathe! Puiihhhh! Sape suh
gatal pakai heels 3 inci stengah p interview?
Hambik kau! Putus satu urat kaki!!


I just got back from the interview session with ASTRO
and i was God-frigging-nervous back there! As soon as
i reached the Garden's lift, i saw my competitors already.
Hell yeah i can tell!! They dressed in formal attires
(well some are wearing casual apparel anyway...) and
wore bagpack /held folios and files in their hands.
Aww... they are shoooo demmm adorable....Shitz!


















*Malu shial g mid ari sabtu pkai decent gila. Darn!


So i went up to the G level and look for the hotel.
That's where they held up the interview session.
I went to the 5th floors and wow, around hundred s
of applicant were there to fill up the form. I was as
nervous as Evan, the psycho patient in the movie
Freaky Friday. Haha. Very am! Terketar2 kapla lutut wa!


It was my first time, i went for the interview for such
company. Like hey, it's ASTRO not Starbucks Coffee
or Sogo's promoter anyway. It is a real thing! And
thank God i wouldn't have to wait for such a long
time to be interviewed. Just in 20 minutes, and I'm done!
I saw so many people, some are wearing jeans and some
doenst look like they are up for the job. I mean who am
i to judge? God know how good they have abilities to
verbalize their value points or their body gestures to
impress the interviewer, right?


I walked there and did my best.I smiled, tickled
a little bit with some stupid humors. Ok no, i wasn't
actually. But i answered eveything and hopefully i
manage to be listed for the second session of the
interview. Ok, i didn't do my best actually! I can do
so much better. Yesterday i fell asleep early i dont
prepare at all for the killer questions they're going to
ask.But, i hope i answered the right things. To the
point where i can be considered. Hopefully!
*Sigh


Questions that they've asked me:

Q: Tell us a bit more about yourself....
A: errr.. ummm... aaa.. hermmm..
(ok i stt-stuu-stutter already asshole!
ngek nye kau! baik blk umah tanam kepala
lu dalam tong sampah!)


Q: What do you like?
A: reading... writing..bla bla bla..


Q: What about watching instead?
A: errr.. yeaaa... i loike it too...
(sounds like very not promising at all, Ida!!)


Q: Do you know what job you applying?
A: Hermm..... editor... editing stuff
(OK, i cant even remember the job i was applying, like
how very serious my short-term memory illness is! demm!)


Q: Editing what? Can you tell? Do you know the job u applied for?
A: Editing, proofread, stuff like that...
(stuff like that kepala hott kau! specific la sket, zengalsss)


Q: It's actually a presentation/ content editor..
A: :D *cricket sound. . . . .
(muka kerang busuk bleh? that's all i could afford to reply)


Q: Do you mind working during public holiday?
Let say.. during Raya?
A: Ohh i dont mind.. i mean i dont have family of my own,
kids, husband.. :B
(dengan muka yang sangat riak.. Cehh! Beriya sgt!!)


.....and a few more questions i couldnt even respond
as fast as thunder. Hell yeah, i've got experience already,
went for the interview session and likewise. I should learn
more things and stuff. OK guys, i know entry ni agak
bosan like "yada yada yada, who cares kau dapat job
ke tak ada aku kesah?" type of entry but i hope i can
continue to write entry bertajuk 'Job interview- Episode 2'


....or else... habok pon tarak! Best of luck!


Chalo bete! Adios amigos!